It is not nice to be a scab
Pray for me my brothers and sisters, so that I might have somthing besides the copy to room to remember...in this day and age of war and social unrest. I wanna be a scab. Take my vacation days. Take my family my friends, my home, my hometown. I wanna be a scab.

Glory in Being a Scab
1. All expense paid time east with the understanding that I don't have to get stuck there.
2. MONEY
3. Respect amongst fellow co-workers. Like the military, they think you're going so they don't have to.
4. Experience in the field means the old timers here finally think I'm cool and know what I'm talking about.
5. The potential to use my tae kwon do skills to fight off mean yankee strikers. Deflect bricks. Dodge rocks. Hide in dark alleys when they follow me home. As Jack London says, I'll be fighting terrorism. How cool is that?

Can't wait.
Mike, I want the red one we saw last Saturday.
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