Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair:
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Yes this is for real and I think my brain is going to explode and my eyes are starting to bleed. I am weeping! Weeping at the pretentiousness of this art.

But then if 77 year old ex-nazi concentration guards are living out the rest of their days hiding beneath staircases like his victims had...
(but somehow hiding for fear of deportation just isn't the same.)

Fellowship Kharmic Creation Science Fair Project 983223654XI
by Sweetsweet Jane

Proving that one Jonathan Goode, (grade 7) early massogonist, grows to an adult physique well suited to "carrying groceries and laundry baskets" and making lower wages than normal workers because his work is inferior to other mens. And will always live with his mother. And won't ever get laid. Ever. In his whole life. Except in prison. She reports this from "applied findings from many fields of science to support her conclusion."

May God have mercy on his gene pool...on all of us.