If you, or anyone you know, used to know, or think you might like to know better has any information on helping me to obtain my dream interview with a midget, please contact hschauf@yahoo.com. Provide helpful details such as your name, the name of your midget, your relationship to them, your contact info, their contact info, and any helpful background information that might contribute to a successful read worthy work. (Examples: dirty background check, troubled childhood, whacky hobbies or peculiar obsessions)
A reward will be made available for the first successful lead. (It will not be cash as I will not have anyone spending the money to buy more Mad Dawg, smack, or Micky D's). All reasonable award suggestions will be accepted.