Day 9 Detox: Getting back to normal

In two days, I will have a cup of coffee. I spend a lot of time thinking about this…about swimming in a large vat of warm soothing black coffee; of doing laps in the stuff, and sipping it at the same time. I’m choking on my laughter and the dark nectar with all my friends and family there. All of us are playing chicken, and I’m down on the bottom, holding up a big fat man with my superhuman strength, sipping and laughing.

In fact, I may replace my detox, valerian-dandelion bath salt with grounds, just to really make the point. My point being, I’m back in the game.