Okay- a little lighter...
I must plug an event that's coming up in the next few weeks; I look forward to it year after year. It's a little consolation for the torture that is the Texas State Fair: The Annual CornDog Festival brought to us by the good folks at Ozona Bar and Grill, State Fair Corndogs, and Dog and Kitty City.

Friends, this is really and inspiring and worthwhile event, and the $10 cover goes to a good cause- the Dog and Kitty City Animal Shelter. There is nothing this f@#_ed up in the Lone Star State I dare say. Last year they didn't provide vegetarians with any tofu pups as I hear that they did in years past, but there are some mighty fine tater-tots to fill up on. Something about chomping down on one variety of dead beasts to save some others.

I plan on submitting an entry as well...so...come check it out

Last year's highlight, for me, was the Last Supper, and the Anna Nichole Dog. However the winner was a rather graphic porno involving corn dog characters that snuck into a professional baseball player's locker room for a rather disturbing shower scene. I had to walk away, because it was way more than my PG-13 eyes could take, but folks, sex does sell...

I promise your date will freak out with delight she'll be so impressed. She'll never forget....